Tuesday, December 8, 2009

We Interrupt this Blog for an Important Message...

Why Helloooo there, I have a message for you. Happy Birthday to You........... who? Why you of course.... Happy Birthday, to you......mmmmm, yeah babe............. Are you taking this all in? Happy Birthday dear Debra................. let's bring it home now....... ..............Ha-p-p-y B-ir-th-day to you! Yeah you guessed right hon I am all yours...... Behold these perfect plastic pectorals, the way the light shines off my washboard ab's, and these glistening guns. Hey, I know you may have wanted one of the Chippendale men on your birthday, or that guy from the movie "The Mummy", Oded Fehr, but this is all your going to get for a dollar babe, so deal!

5 comments:

  1. haha! He's definitely a hunk! (of plastic, that is :)
    Happy Birthday!

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  2. Woah! Where'd you scare him up? Happy happy birthday!

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  3. Happy birthday darling.

    Love Renee xoxo

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  4. I love you dear friend and I wait to hear what is happening to me myself.

    xoxoxo

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  5. Thanks for the 'eye candy'!! Oo, la , la!!

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